A real case of "you had to be there"...
1988:
The trivia:
- As a protest against null voting, Brazilian magazine "Casseta Popular" submitted a chimpanzee named Tiao from the Rio de Janeiro zoo as a candidate in the upcoming election. Tiao was well known locally for his bad temper and habit of throwing mud and feces on visitors. In the election he incredibly received over 400,000 votes and came third. but of course his ballots were considered null. When Tiao died in 1996 at the age of 34, the city declared three days of official mourning. Shades of Mayor Dave the Orangutan in 2000 AD perhaps ?
- At the opening ceremony of the Seoul Summer Olympics, a large group of white doves were released to symbolise peace. Later the Olympic torch was carried into the stadium, and by now many of the doves had settled on the cauldron of the official flame. Despite this, the lighting of the flame proceeded as normal and worldwide TV audiences watched in horror at scenes of the doves being cooked alive on the world's biggest barbecue.
- Former NASA engineer Edgar C. Whisenant wrote a book predicting that the Rapture (when the Christian dead would be resurrected and join the living in heaven for eternity) would occur in September 1988. The book sold more than 4.5 million copies and some evangelical groups began to prepare their members for the coming event. When it failed to occur, at the appointed time, Whisenant followed up with other books - with predictions for 1989, 1993 and 1994. These failed to sell quite so well...
- In 1988 a huge controversy swirled around Hollywood regarding the attempts to colourise black and white films. Speaking to Congress about this activity, "Star Wars" supremo George Lucas passionately stated that "People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians...in the future it will become even easier for old negatives to become lost and be “replaced” by new altered negatives...our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten". I guess your movies don't count then, George?
The memory:
Destination Docklands
Electronic musical genius Jean-Michel Jarre had become a big part of my life by 1988. Thanks to my brother's friend Alan I'd been introduced to his music around the time that "Magnetic Fields" was released, and I'd never looked back - buying each album as it was released and playing them over and over again. Jarre had also become known for his large elaborate concerts - featuring lasers, fireworks and images being projected on the sides of tall buildings. When it was announced that - at the peak of his popularity - he would be bringing a show to the UK in support of the release of new album "Revolutions", I was obviously *extremely* keen to attend.
Named "Destination Docklands", it would be using the partially derelict Royal Victoria Dock in London as its backdrop. Jarre felt the industrial, desolate environment with its cranes, warehouses and grain silos was suited for his music. Who wouldn't want to be part of that once-in-a-lifetime experience? There was just one teensy problem - I was going to be on holiday in the US for two weeks in September - and wouldn't you know it, the concert was due to take place right in the middle of that break, on 24th September.
Oh well, I guess I was destined not to see the great man live. I wasn't about to cancel a long-planned and very expensive trip overseas. That was that. Or was it....?
Earlier in the year, Jarre and his team had met with officials from Newham Borough Council to discuss the project. This was to be a huge event. Hundreds of thousands of people. Massive lighting rigs, Pyrotechnics. Lasers. A floating stage. Repainting the facade of the Spillers Millennium Mills building for the projections. The logistics were staggering. Expressing strong concerns about the size of the thing and the associated safety fears (not to mention getting that many people in and out of the area), the council did the usual bureaucratic thing, and took an absolute age to make a decision. After procrastinating for weeks, they finally rejected the application outright on 12th September - just a few days before I was due to fly out to the USA.
Such was the disappointment, that the decision made the UK news headlines - after all, it had been planned as the biggest show of its kind the country had ever seen. I felt slightly better about things though, I couldn't miss out on something that wasn't going to happen anyway could I? So I relaxed and proceeded to go off and enjoy my holiday. Goodbye London, hello Epcot.
Meanwhile, Jarre persevered with his planning application. He spent a hectic two weeks looking for alternative locations, while still working on the Docklands site - in the hope that he could satisfy the councillors issues. This was all still big news, even thousands of miles away in Florida (Jarre had experienced somewhat similar difficulties with his "Rendez-vous Houston" concert a few years previous). Semi-regular phone calls back to my parents in the UK, and the media coverage, meant I was aware of all the twists and turns, and this glimmer of a resurrection meant that my excitement levels began to rise. Maybe, just maybe, fate might have turned in my favour...
Eventually Jarre's tenacity paid off, and after making some logistical changes - and most significantly splitting the concert across two nights (thus reducing the attendance numbers for each one) - he won conditional approval on 28th September for two shows to take place on the 8th and 9th of October. I can't recall if those with unused tickets from the aborted 24th September performance could still use them for the new date or if they were refunded and had to apply again - but the vital thing was that *new* tickets were going on sale and everyone could apply.
Earlier in the year, Jarre and his team had met with officials from Newham Borough Council to discuss the project. This was to be a huge event. Hundreds of thousands of people. Massive lighting rigs, Pyrotechnics. Lasers. A floating stage. Repainting the facade of the Spillers Millennium Mills building for the projections. The logistics were staggering. Expressing strong concerns about the size of the thing and the associated safety fears (not to mention getting that many people in and out of the area), the council did the usual bureaucratic thing, and took an absolute age to make a decision. After procrastinating for weeks, they finally rejected the application outright on 12th September - just a few days before I was due to fly out to the USA.
Such was the disappointment, that the decision made the UK news headlines - after all, it had been planned as the biggest show of its kind the country had ever seen. I felt slightly better about things though, I couldn't miss out on something that wasn't going to happen anyway could I? So I relaxed and proceeded to go off and enjoy my holiday. Goodbye London, hello Epcot.
Meanwhile, Jarre persevered with his planning application. He spent a hectic two weeks looking for alternative locations, while still working on the Docklands site - in the hope that he could satisfy the councillors issues. This was all still big news, even thousands of miles away in Florida (Jarre had experienced somewhat similar difficulties with his "Rendez-vous Houston" concert a few years previous). Semi-regular phone calls back to my parents in the UK, and the media coverage, meant I was aware of all the twists and turns, and this glimmer of a resurrection meant that my excitement levels began to rise. Maybe, just maybe, fate might have turned in my favour...
Eventually Jarre's tenacity paid off, and after making some logistical changes - and most significantly splitting the concert across two nights (thus reducing the attendance numbers for each one) - he won conditional approval on 28th September for two shows to take place on the 8th and 9th of October. I can't recall if those with unused tickets from the aborted 24th September performance could still use them for the new date or if they were refunded and had to apply again - but the vital thing was that *new* tickets were going on sale and everyone could apply.
But hang on, I wasn't back in the country until 1st October - they would have sold out by the time I got home! No internet back then either of course, so no way of buying things online. You had to call a sales office in person. Fate was conspiring against me once more. Frantically I used the expensive hotel phone to contact my friend Neil and hatched a plan. Our circle of friends arranged for him to make the all-important box office call and do his utmost to get tickets for all of us. Eventually after several anxious hours, word reached my brother and I in Florida. Success ! We were going to the Sunday performance!
Building work contained in Docklands at a frenzied rate in order to be ready in time for early October. The 30m by 40m floating "battleship" stage on which Jarre and his musicians were to perform was constructed on top of huge steel barges towed down from the north of England. Large purpose-built display screens were erected, along with World War II searchlights positioned on rooftops. The buildings were painted white. In a strange moment, a giant mirror ball meant for the event fell into the road during transportation and was confused for a fallen satellite. Anticipation was building. This was epic stuff. Meanwhile, with a just a few days to go, my friends and I planned how we would get to the venue.
Eventually the weekend of the concerts came, and with it one final set of problems for the Frenchman - the unpredictable British weather. A howling force seven gale hampered final preparations. That giant stage (and the 400 tonnes of material on board) was meant to float back and forth along the dock, but the increasingly inclement weather, and concerns it might break free from its moorings, put paid to that idea. The Saturday was the wettest day of the year and rain lashed the temporary grandstands and dock area. Nothing could dampen anyone's enthusiasm however and the first show went ahead as planned. Then it was our turn.
We made our way to London (and again my memory fails me as I can't remember if that was by car or train. Not important I guess). In any case, as we walked closer to the venue there was a veritable buzz in the air. Hordes of people were arriving from every direction. Not everyone had tickets - some had come just to see the light show and fireworks from a distance. The streets and parks were full. The sky alight with searchlights. Closer still, the stewards herded us like willing sheep into the muddy area before the stage and up to the seating - the vast cranes towering over us as we waited patiently. The sun began to set - and then the rain began to *pour* down. Of course it did.
Nothing was going to dampen our enthusiasm though. Finally when the darkness was complete and everyone was in place, the searchlights dropped. A solitary green hued laser light pierced out of the darkness with a "woosh" and the windows of the building in front of us turned red as the crowds cheered wildly. As the opening bars of "Industrial Revolution - Overture" boomed out, Jean-Michel Jarre appeared in the spotlight, slowly walking down some steps. He was dressed in a smart long aquamarine jacket - with a roadie holding a large umbrella to shield him from the worst of the weather. As the music soared, so did the first of the fireworks into the night sky. As the first piece finished, Jarre punched his fist in the air in celebration. Despite the setbacks, stress and awful weather, he was determined to enjoy himself.
Well that's what you can see him do on the video recording of the whole event. To be honest the rain by this point was so heavy - and I was far enough back from the stage (which was also slightly to the right) - that all I could see was a coloured blob in the distance. Then one of my friends handed me a pair of binoculars he’d cleverly thought to bring along and everything came into focus - well until I had to hand them to the next person anyway. I pitied some of the people at the furthest reaches of the grandstand. They must have wondered exactly where the Frenchman was, twiddling his knobs and playing his laser harp.
Not that it mattered really. Jarre's shows have always been about the experience as a whole and in this respect he didn't disappoint. If anything the wind and rain added to the drama and he carried on regardless of the buffeting gusts (at one point in between tracks he even joked that "Frogs like rain..."). Synchronous with the music that I knew so well were more fireworks, lights and images than I had ever experienced before. Spectacular doesn't even begin to cover it. In fact, take a look for yourself at this excerpt from the official release, which really shows the extent of the weather and the scale of the concert:
The piece being played in that clip is one of my favourites - “Fourth Rendez-Vous". That grinning guitarist at the end with Jarre? That's the legendary Hank Marvin from "The Shadows", one of the most influential musicians of the 60s and 70s. He appears just on the track "London Kid" on the "Revolutions" album, but here was present through many other parts of the night. There was also a choir from Mali on stage for "September" - a tribute to assassinated South African political activist Dulcie September. There were tracks from all of Jarre's albums, each accompanied by amazing visuals and massive enthusiasm from the 100,000 attendees.
Eventually the show came to a conclusion with another gigantic burst of fireworks, and my friends and I made our long way home - cold and very wet, but extremely happy. Looking back now, what amazes me isn’t just the spectacle, but the sheer improbability of it all - the cancellations, the bureaucracy, the frantic phone calls across the Atlantic, the last‑minute approvals, the storm that tried its best to drown the whole thing. And yet, somehow, on that rain‑lashed October night, everything came together. Jarre played, the cranes loomed, the fireworks roared, and we stood there soaked and exhilarated, part of a moment that felt bigger than any of us. It was messy, magical, and absolutely unforgettable.
Building work contained in Docklands at a frenzied rate in order to be ready in time for early October. The 30m by 40m floating "battleship" stage on which Jarre and his musicians were to perform was constructed on top of huge steel barges towed down from the north of England. Large purpose-built display screens were erected, along with World War II searchlights positioned on rooftops. The buildings were painted white. In a strange moment, a giant mirror ball meant for the event fell into the road during transportation and was confused for a fallen satellite. Anticipation was building. This was epic stuff. Meanwhile, with a just a few days to go, my friends and I planned how we would get to the venue.
Eventually the weekend of the concerts came, and with it one final set of problems for the Frenchman - the unpredictable British weather. A howling force seven gale hampered final preparations. That giant stage (and the 400 tonnes of material on board) was meant to float back and forth along the dock, but the increasingly inclement weather, and concerns it might break free from its moorings, put paid to that idea. The Saturday was the wettest day of the year and rain lashed the temporary grandstands and dock area. Nothing could dampen anyone's enthusiasm however and the first show went ahead as planned. Then it was our turn.
We made our way to London (and again my memory fails me as I can't remember if that was by car or train. Not important I guess). In any case, as we walked closer to the venue there was a veritable buzz in the air. Hordes of people were arriving from every direction. Not everyone had tickets - some had come just to see the light show and fireworks from a distance. The streets and parks were full. The sky alight with searchlights. Closer still, the stewards herded us like willing sheep into the muddy area before the stage and up to the seating - the vast cranes towering over us as we waited patiently. The sun began to set - and then the rain began to *pour* down. Of course it did.
Nothing was going to dampen our enthusiasm though. Finally when the darkness was complete and everyone was in place, the searchlights dropped. A solitary green hued laser light pierced out of the darkness with a "woosh" and the windows of the building in front of us turned red as the crowds cheered wildly. As the opening bars of "Industrial Revolution - Overture" boomed out, Jean-Michel Jarre appeared in the spotlight, slowly walking down some steps. He was dressed in a smart long aquamarine jacket - with a roadie holding a large umbrella to shield him from the worst of the weather. As the music soared, so did the first of the fireworks into the night sky. As the first piece finished, Jarre punched his fist in the air in celebration. Despite the setbacks, stress and awful weather, he was determined to enjoy himself.
Well that's what you can see him do on the video recording of the whole event. To be honest the rain by this point was so heavy - and I was far enough back from the stage (which was also slightly to the right) - that all I could see was a coloured blob in the distance. Then one of my friends handed me a pair of binoculars he’d cleverly thought to bring along and everything came into focus - well until I had to hand them to the next person anyway. I pitied some of the people at the furthest reaches of the grandstand. They must have wondered exactly where the Frenchman was, twiddling his knobs and playing his laser harp.
Not that it mattered really. Jarre's shows have always been about the experience as a whole and in this respect he didn't disappoint. If anything the wind and rain added to the drama and he carried on regardless of the buffeting gusts (at one point in between tracks he even joked that "Frogs like rain..."). Synchronous with the music that I knew so well were more fireworks, lights and images than I had ever experienced before. Spectacular doesn't even begin to cover it. In fact, take a look for yourself at this excerpt from the official release, which really shows the extent of the weather and the scale of the concert:
The piece being played in that clip is one of my favourites - “Fourth Rendez-Vous". That grinning guitarist at the end with Jarre? That's the legendary Hank Marvin from "The Shadows", one of the most influential musicians of the 60s and 70s. He appears just on the track "London Kid" on the "Revolutions" album, but here was present through many other parts of the night. There was also a choir from Mali on stage for "September" - a tribute to assassinated South African political activist Dulcie September. There were tracks from all of Jarre's albums, each accompanied by amazing visuals and massive enthusiasm from the 100,000 attendees.
Eventually the show came to a conclusion with another gigantic burst of fireworks, and my friends and I made our long way home - cold and very wet, but extremely happy. Looking back now, what amazes me isn’t just the spectacle, but the sheer improbability of it all - the cancellations, the bureaucracy, the frantic phone calls across the Atlantic, the last‑minute approvals, the storm that tried its best to drown the whole thing. And yet, somehow, on that rain‑lashed October night, everything came together. Jarre played, the cranes loomed, the fireworks roared, and we stood there soaked and exhilarated, part of a moment that felt bigger than any of us. It was messy, magical, and absolutely unforgettable.
Honourable mentions:
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit - I'm not including this film on the list because it's a live action / animation mash up classic with wonderful characters, a fantastic plot and more cartoon guest stars than you can shake a stick at (plus of course Jessica Rabbit, the first animated lady to apparently make men of any age feel a little bit funny...). Those things are all a given and any one of them make it deserving of being in any countdown. No it's here because of *where* I saw it.... In the heady days of the late 1980s there was still a significant gap between cinema releases in the US and the UK. - in this case it was going to be nearly six months before we Brits would get to see this hotly anticipated, highly unusual production. I'd read all about it in "Empire" magazine already and was pretty excited. Then as I mentioned earlier, I went to Florida for two weeks holiday with my brother in mid-September - ostensibly to do the whole Disney thing - but we also took in Kennedy Space Centre, Rosie O' Grady's Good Time Emporium, Wet 'n' Wild, Busch Gardens, Sea World, etc,etc. On a rare day of downtime in the packed schedule, we found ourselves in the local giant shopping mall and adjoining multiplex cinema (something the UK was only just starting to get). To our surprise "Roger Rabbit" was still playing and a showing was about to start. We couldn't believe it and quickly bought tickets. As great as the film was, I think we were more excited that we were seeing it way before any of our friends!
- Killer Klowns from Outer Space - I’ve mentioned before that horror films are not really my favourite genre. Well here's one of the exceptions to the rule, though it's more of a low budget slightly scary science fiction comedy than anything else. Plus, everybody hates clowns, right? The basic plot might be simple - mysterious clown-like aliens descend to Earth and attempt to kill all the inhabitants of a sleepy American town - but it's the imaginative and touch-in-cheek nature of how they do it (and how the townsfolk defend themselves) that makes this a thoroughly enjoyable 82 minutes. Where else could you see toy guns that fire deadly popcorn, a balloon animal dog that comes to life, a human puppet show and aliens that use a crazy straw to drink the liquefied remains of their victims (I knew Doctor Who had ripped off that little old lady in "Smith & Jones" from somewhere...) One of those movies that the word "cult" was invented for.
- Batman: The Killing Joke - Some say that this is the definitive Batman / Joker story - and there is no denying the book’s enormous influence on DC continuity. Barbara Gordon’s transformation from Batgirl to Oracle alone reshaped decades of storytelling. But I’ve never quite been convinced it’s the solid‑gold classic people insist it is. Part is that neither Moore nor Bolland consider it their best work. Moore has famously “disowned” pretty much everything he ever did for DC, but he has also said that "it put far too much melodramatic weight upon a character that was never designed to carry it". Bolland's artwork is immaculate of course, but for his part, has said he prefers the later recoloured edition because the original didn’t match the tone he intended. As for the story, it’s undeniably powerful, but it’s almost too neat in its structure. The infamous attack on Barbara Gordon is disturbing, but it’s also emblematic of a certain era of comics where violence against women was used as shorthand for “serious storytelling". Don't get me wrong - it’s a good read, but it's also a little too cold, a little too calculated, and not quite as emotionally rich or psychologically deep as later Batman stories would become. It's almost as if Moore's name on the credits has put the story on a pedestal it doesn't quite deserve. Even if I'm not the biggest fan, it deserves a place here because of the sublime art - and because it's impact is too great to ignore.
- Doctorin' The TARDIS - I'm a "Doctor Who" fan, of course I bought the 12" version of this! It's a novelty song, that mixes the TV shows theme music with "Rock and Roll (Part Two)” from dodgy 70s sex offender Gary Glitter, plus samples of Sweet's "Blockbuster" and catchphrases by comedian Harry Enfield's boorish plasterer 'Loadsamoney'. A Frankenstein’s monster of pop culture which, defying reason, the public absolutely adored. The masterminds behind it were Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty - the chaotic geniuses who would later become "The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu" and "The KLF". They knew exactly what they were doing - creating something so brazenly silly and shamelessly catchy, that it bypassed critical disdain and went straight to the nation’s collective funny bone. And then there was the “frontman” - a Ford Galaxie police car. Why? Who knows. Who cares. It was the 80s. Things just happened. The music press hated it, naturally, but it sold millions worldwide, proving once again that sometimes people just want something daft and joyful for two and a half minutes. Judge for yourself...
- Tad Williams - The Dragonbone Chair - The first volume of the "Memory, Sorrow and Thorn" trilogy, which even now still feels like one of the great pillars of modern fantasy. On the surface it looks traditional - no grimdark excess, no graphic violence, no edgy reinventions - but Williams uses the familiar shape of classic fantasy to build something richer, deeper, and more human than it first appears. What makes it so memorable isn’t just the world‑building (though Osten Ard is vast, layered, and astonishingly detailed) or the sheer size of the thing (these books are *long*). It’s the characters. Williams populates his world with an enormous cast, yet somehow gives each of them depth, nuance, and emotional weight. And then there’s the way he plays with genre tropes. He embraces some, subverts others, and quietly reshapes the rest. The farm‑boy‑hero setup is there, but Simon isn’t a chosen one - he’s a confused, stubborn, often overwhelmed young man who grows slowly, painfully and believably. The villains aren’t cackling monsters but complex forces shaped by history and grief. The magic is rare, strange, and unsettling. It all feels familiar and yet entirely new. "The Dragonbone Chair" was one of those rare books that completely rewired what I thought fantasy could be. It’s immersive, emotional, patient, and utterly absorbing. And the best part? Tad Williams didn’t stop there. His other books aren’t too shabby either.
- Black Kiss - Probably one of the the most controversial comics of the late 80s, primarily because of the explicit sexual content. Howard Chaykin's hard-boiled thriller is a decent enough story on its own, full of his trademark cynicism, grit, and razor‑sharp dialogue. It follows a washed‑up jazz musician who gets pulled into a spiralling mess of murder, blackmail, cults, and Hollywood sleaze after crossing paths with a mysterious woman and a stolen reel of film that everyone seems willing to kill for. But it's the nature of some of the scenes which forced publishers Vortex to seal each issue in a plastic bag so that under-age children couldn't peek inside. That was a big deal in comic shops at the time - it instantly made the book feel dangerous, forbidden, and slightly ridiculous all at once. Nowadays I'm not sure anyone would even bat an eyelid. Still, "Black Kiss" earns its place in comics history - not because it was the greatest noir ever written, but because it was one of the first independent books to test the boundaries of what the medium could show. A little pulpy, a little outrageous, and very much a product of its era
- Young Einstein - Didn’t you know that Albert Einstein was actually a Tasmanian who discovered the theory of relativity while trying to put bubbles into beer - and then went on to invent rock and roll, the electric guitar, and surfing? Well, 'Yahoo' Serious did, and he made a whole movie about it. "Young Einstein" is a slapstick comic fantasy that gleefully rewrites history with the confidence of someone who’s never let facts get in the way of a good joke. Serious himself is like a proto–Jim Carrey: all rubbery facial expressions, wild hair, and odd, spring‑loaded movements. But there’s a kind of innocent charm running through all the nonsense, as if the film genuinely believes that the world would be a better place if physics involved more surfing and guitar riffs. It’s very, very silly - a movie powered entirely by enthusiasm and whimsy - and for some strange reason, I absolutely loved it. It’s been years since I last watched it, so goodness knows what I’d make of it now. Maybe it’s aged terribly. Maybe it’s still a delight. But at the time, it hit exactly the right spot - a goofy, good‑natured bit of cinematic nonsense that made me smile far more than it probably had any right to.
- Mr Jolly Lives Next Door - If "Destination Docklands" hadn't dominated 1988, then this would have been my number one pick without any hesitation. There are many superb episodes of "The Comic Strip Presents...", but only one which has such personal importance that I can repeat large swathes of it to this day. There is a seven year gap between my sister and I, and this is the film which really brought us together as she hit her teenage years in a shared obsession. Rik and Ade are at their unhinged best as the proprietors of the "Dreamytime Escorts" agency (tagline 'Escorts, Bestcorts. Come in if you're saucy!'). Their business model basically involves them conning foreign tourists into take them on a binge drinking tour at their expense - or stealing booze from Heimi Henderson's off-licence situated below their office. Next door lurks Mr Jolly, a psychopathic contract killer, played with manic brilliance by the legendary Peter Cook. When Rik and Ade accidentally intercept an envelope meant for Jolly, containing a wad of cash and a request to "take out" TV presenter Nicholas Parsons, the pair spend the cash on 1,574 gin and tonics and head off to meet him at the Dorchester hotel. What follows is a glorious descent into mayhem: exploding tonic water, Tom Jones blaring at full volume, a body count that would make an action movie blush, and the immortal competition‑winning catchphrase: “Never ever bloody anything ever.” It’s violent, chaotic, and utterly ridiculous - but for my sister and I it became something more. A shared language. A private joke that has lasted decades. A film we have watched so many times that it's become part of our language. Our love for this one‑off comedy is that deep and has lasted that long, that I’m fairly sure we’ll be in our twilight years and still shouting quotes at each other. An utter classic.
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